sweeeet. if flowers had legs and walked around would i dislike them as much as these mini roaches in the apt??

like stick bugs and insects that look like flowers… 

what if all these bugs were crawling around me apt? would i be frolicking around like it was nothing? alice in a living forest?  

i don’t mind looking at them but it’s an uncomfortable feeling, something crawling on me. some people think the ants here give off a horrible odor after you squash them but i just killed a bunch of ants with tape and don’t smell a thing. 

the third superpower i want to obtain after 

1) being able to generate heat

2) being able to turn everything invisible except for the thing i want to find

…would be to freeze all insects within a 5 meter radius of myself into a colorful origami. they would change back to life after leaving the 5 meter range. 

sigghh but i can’t. the upside: good memories of kristen’s choreo freshman year. mistahFAB Ants in yo Pants.

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